the terms were too long to read

so i accepted

captcha
even though i keep proving i’m not a robot
the system won’t accept my answers

i submitted a request for peace
probably got lost in spam

my nervous system sends reminders

urgent: instructions
deadline: yesterday
attachment size 2.5t

automated response
“try better time management”

i tried
system error

restart
update
stuck at 3%

the progress bar is lying